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Originally Posted by El Santo
El Santo enters the ring and stares at Corkscrewed, eye to eye. Corkscrewed offers his hand. El Santo hesistates at first, then shakes Corkscrewed's hands.
They lift their hands in the air in triumph.
The two turn to hug, but suddenly, El Santo wraps his arm around Corkscrewed's neck for a shocking DDT!
El Santo rips open his shirt, which boldly proclaims the words "STUPID NOOB". An evil grin spreads across his face.
JR: "Oh mah Gawd! I can't believe what I'm seeing here folks! El Santo... has gone... INSANE! ... What's this? I don't believe this! He's grabbing a chair from ringside... Oh mah Gawd! Don't do this! For the love of Gawd..." *Smack!* "I can't believe what I'm seeing! For all that is good and holy... why doesn't anyone stop him?"
The theme song for "The Caption Crew" hits, and loopydate and Dude Love come to ringside, looking for revenge. El Santo, however, hightails it out of the ring and run off into the audience.
King: "Do you think that El Santo has joined the 'Stupid Noob' faction, JR?"
JR: "Though it was painfully obvious from the shirt he was wearing, I still have to say that I have no clue, King."
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The following RAW, the show opens up with fireworks. Hit Caption Crew's music. Corkscrewed comes out with Loopydate and gets the mic, calling El Santo out. Nothing happens, then the STUPID NOOB music hits, and StoneColdStunners comes out.
StoneColdStunners: That's right, El Santo's one of us! He did it for the Rock! I mean Stone Cold! But don't be mad, we be friends?
Corkscrewed: Nevarrrrrr!!!!!!
Cork and Loopy proceed to beat the crap out of StoneColdStunners, with Cork giving him the Osaka Stunner followed by a Torture Rack into Brainbuster combo move. Loopy then gives SCS a wicked spinebuster. El Santo appears on the Titantron.
El Santo: You think you're so tough with that little noob, huh? Lets see you pick on El Enmascarado de Plata!!!
Hurricane flies into the scene.
Hurricane: You're dressed like a superhero. You're copying me! Wassup widdat????
El Santo clotheslines Hurricane and plants him with a Tiger Bomb on the concrete, then signals to Cork and Loopy to "Just bring it." Cork and Loopy leave SCS in the ring, a bloody mess, and go on the hunt backstage for the traitor.
To be continued.... (your turn) 