Because I Got High--as sung by Rob Van Dam
to: Because I Got High by Afroman
I wasn't gonna bust open Kurt until I got high
I was gonna make sure he didn't get hurt but then I got high
And now he needs stitches and I know why
-cause I got high (3X)
I was going to learn to sell until I got high
I was going to bump around like hell but I got high
I still takes moves too stiffly and I know why
-cause I got high (3X)
I was going to screw Stephanie McMahon until I got high
I was going to get a threesome with her and a fan but then I got high.
Now I'm stuck here with Mae Young and I know why
-cause I got high (3X)
I was going to win the World gold until I got high
I was going to beat the great Stone Cold but I got high
I'm still stuck with the Hardcore belt and I know why
-cause I got high (3X)
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