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Originally Posted by My Final Heaven Here, I've got one: Fat and Old - The Undertaker Song Sung to the tune Bad to the Bone Now on the day I returned Everyone gathered round And they gazed at a wide wonder At the new Taker they found Then I spoke up Said leave me the hell alone Fans could tell right away That I'm fat and I'm old Fat and I'm old Fat and I'm old FFFFAATTT OLLLDDDD Fat and I'm old I got a lot of injuries Before I left you I'll get a lot more In a month or two I'll only job pretty baby To Rock and Austin alone I'm here to tell the fans that I'm fat and I'm old Fat and I'm old Fat and I'm old FFFFAATTT OLLLDDDD Fat and I'm old I'll have a boring feud The ratings'll get killed I'll injure DDP And get an ego too I'll only job pretty baby To Rock and Austin alone I'm here to tell the fans that I'm fat and I'm old Fat and I'm old Fat and I'm old FFFFAATTT OLLLDDDD Fat and I'm old Now when I get in the ring Vince McMahon shuts his eyes Every wrestler I meet Their careers all die I want tell yall something Vince does what he's told And I'm here to tell ya That I'm fat and I'm old Fat and I'm old Fat and I'm old FFFFAATTT OLLLDDDD Fat and I'm old Fat and I'm old Fat and I'm old

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