Judging the "Stars of the 80's" contest was pretty intense, but JBL had to go with the guy dressed up as Emmanuel Lewis.
JBL: "Huh? This ISN'T a codpiece? God, I'm so embarassed!"
"... and don't forget, make Seven Up Yours!"
In a shocking swerve, Billy Kidman turns cannibal.
While D-Von was indeed a skilled ventriloquist, his brother, Bubba, still needed to get past Step One: getting a puppet.
And in the back, we see a rare picture of the time when young Martin Luther King Jr was known as DJ Free-At-Last, delivering fresh beats to the masses.
The WWE cruisers do a great impression of a Mexican truck driver throwing an FBI agent out the side window.
JBL: "I demand sombody stop this striptease NOW!"
"No, go ahead with your promo, Bradshaw. I'll just amuse myself with these pornographic playing cards."
Kurt: "Whoa! I didn't know you could grow a five o'clock shadow!"
Eddie: "Oh, no, that's cinnamon."
WWE Presents: Battle of the World's Most Nearsighted Wrestlers
IMaybe it was the championship, or maybe it was his time on the Olympic team, but for some reason Darko Milicic looks different this year.
"Eyes above this level, mister."
"WHOA! My bad, Luther, but is that a potato in your pants, or are you happy to see me?"
Cena: "The WWE! It's Faaaaan-tastic!"