JBL: "What smells like washed-up?"
JBL was met with objection when he tried to rally support to repeal the 13th Amendment.
Orlando: "WOW I'm getting a huge push, some TV time, and a new suit. I must be dreaming."
Vince: "Shit he's catching on, lower the cage."
Desperate for staff, WWE painted a referee for TV.
The Crusierweight title lost even more credibility when Spike retained while drunk.
Teddy: "What up yo."
Kurt: "Stop talking like that you're representing all of Smackdown!"
Teddy: "Word up."
Kurt: "Seriously shut up...wait this is cause we're on UPN isn't it?"
Teddy: "DAG yo."
The glass ceiling wasn't bad enough; now Velocity workers had to deal with quicksand.
JBL: "Look, a homosexual internet fan!"
Taker: "I got this one."
Taker was alarmed when 1991 made its way to the ring.
Kurt: "How many dirty stinkin' Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Eddie: "How many Kurt?"
Kurt: "Just one to screw it in, and two to get in a knife fight."
*Knife unsheaths
Eddie and Kurt thought they'd start with a pre-Summerslam bad breath contest.
Jackie: "I HAVE BOOBS!"
Cena: "I know Jackie, can you say anything else?"
Jackie: "I HAVE BOOBS!"
Cena: "Damn UPN script writers."
Shaniqua's return as U.S. champion did not go well with the fans.
Charlie Haas tried as hard as he could to stop the quicksand from taking Rene.
Cena refused to job to the timer, but it was too much for him.
Vince: "What the hell, young, promising talent getting main event air time?! Charge the Velocity beam."