I hope GWC spends some of that Alabama money and upgrade there ring girls. Grandma Jean simply cant work full time anymore. Between going to the hospital every 3 days to manage the beetus and doping up to mask the debilitating arthritis, she just cant carry the type of workload she once carried.
If GWC is willing to spend some money, I think they can make a sweet enough offer to pull Obesity Jane and Mooseknuckle Betty out of retirement. Two legends that retired with way too much left in the tank. If they both turn those offers down, there are more options. I ran into old Watermelon Jones at the Motel 8 swap meat and he told me EBT Shaquanda got out of jail two months ago and she just quit her job at Boo Boo's Fish & Funions and she might be looking to get back in the wrestling business. Apparently she's ready to go full time now. Her first baby daddy was killed in a bank robbery attempt, so now her 10 year old can be home every week to watch the babies. GWC wont find a better Free Agent in my opinion. You gotta strike while the iron is hot.
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