The police finally catch notorius child molester Pitts "Baldspot" Mitchell by luring him with some half dressed minors.
Town superhero Brad Bilsby shows the crowd how to sniff his mom's nail polsh to get high. I heard it's a very popular pasttime in this part of the country.
Ronnie Abrams answers the question "what do you get when you combine unemployment and uncle molestation?"
Oh no! It looks like Brad Bilsby passed out from huffing all of his mother's nail polish. Good thing the town's only paramedic, Ronnie Abrams is on the scene as he tries to wake Brad up by sticking branches in his butt which is exactly what his uncle taught him to do.