Sure, Randy wanted to emphasize that he would remain a heel, but was shredding Golddust to pieces really necessary?
Rob found out the hard way why you don't interrupt a Japanese guy when he's eating sashimi.
Well, at least the invitations for the first annual WWE Botch Festival were nice.
Lita wasn't too pleased with her new life-size Malibu Slut Barbie.
The lowlight of the night was when they showed JR's baby pictures.
Ref: "Must... resist... urge... to... grope..."
Tyson: "Must... fullfill... urge... to... grope..."
Edge: "Push off dammit!!!"
Kane: "I can't!!! I'm stuck!"
Edge: "Damn the crew for letting Rhyno set up the turnbuckles!!!"
With Lita clinging to his boots, now as the perfect time for Kane to test out Madam Pomfrey's Incredible Anti Botching Powder.
JR: RKO!!!!
OR
The fans popped big time when the Headless Footless Horseman ran in and interfered in the match.
Kane: "Hahaha... Lita, you really are a Dumas!"
Lita:
Not gonna even dignify this with a caption.
Batista: "And THAT'S for insulting Bilbo!!!"
Sir Ian Holmes: "You tell him, Dave!"
Edge was going to make a run-in for the save but stopped dead in his tracks when Flair recognized him as an avid Hart supporter and started going psycho.
Edge played it cool. As long as he acted like nothing had happened, everyone would be fixated on Jericho's beatdown and no one would notice his explosive passing of gas.
The real reason for HHH's later turn wasn't because Orton had won the belt; it was because he'd tricked Hunter into talking to a cardboard cutout for twenty minutes before revealing the hoax.
Benoit always found it easier to do a superplex when he could sit on a referee's head for extra balance.
With Orton distracted by Carmella sitting in the crowd, now was Chris's chance!
It was bad enough Orton was in the sharpshooter, but right now was also one of those UH....OH!!! moments.
Randy Orton: Still the king of Stupid Expressions Noogies.
Orton clearly ruined his chance to stay in the main event when he botched Invisible Crucifiction.
Ref: "You give up?"
Orton: "No! I can beat this! Go web go!!!"
Benoit: "And Vince said he was ready for the big time...
"
Orton was having the time of his life swinging on the invisible vines, but Benoit just had to ruin the fun and tell him to knock it off.
As though unsure that not everyone got it, HHH arrived in the ring clearly bearing a sign that proclaimed his divine prowess.
Hunter's new Caesar gimmick was off to a great start when he gave the order to execute the careers of eight Cruiserweights.
HHH: "Now you listen to me and you listen to me good! NO member of Evolution will be caught playing with My Little Pony and that's an order!"
Unfortunately, Orton came out on the losing end in the first ever Ketchup/Mustard Fight for the World Heavyweight Title.