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Once again, assuming that WWE fans were too stupid to figure out that Randy Orton was the future all on their own, Vince went the extra step by beaming him into the ring.



CHRIS: You may have beat me last night, but there's one thing at which you'll never be better than me.
RANDY: Oh, yeah? What's that?
CHRIS: Pointing to your knees!



Shang Tsung wins... Fatality!



And loopydate couldn't ask for a better birthday present...



LITA: Why are your pants buzzing?
JAZZ: And where's my present?
TRISH: ...excuse me.



In this lost scene from "Seinfeld," Jerry and crew finally see the baby.



RHYNOOOOOOOOOOO!



Raggedy Ann had seen enough!



Whistling

This is Kane. Kane recently got a big boost of confidence. Now, even being superplexed can get him down. And there will always be a happy missus back in the bedroom (or on the floor, if she botches sleeping).



LITA: Why! Won't! You! Tap! Out! Dammit!
KURT ANGLE: (watching at home) Now, that's just sad...



Just as Matt was about to make the save, Kane's unholy alliance with Chuck Palumbo made itself clear.



KANE: (singing) Bright are the stars that shine / Dark is the sky / I know this love of mine / Will never die / And I love her...
LITA: (thinking) Why did you agree to let him sing at the wedding?







Dave's "Smooth Criminal" lean was impressive, but he just couldn't keep that pesky left foot grounded.



While Ric distracted Edge with a taunt, Dave prepared for what would have to be the tope of his life.



EDGE: Okay, guys. That's very funny. Can I have my pants back, now?



HUNTER: ...and you tear Benoit apart, do you hear me? I want you to make him-- Randy? Randy, are you listening to me?
RANDY: (thinking) So, fifteen minutes could save me fifteen percent?



HUNTER: ...and you're going to do it for Evolu-- What? What are you staring at?
RANDY: Your horns are showing again.
HUNTER: GODDAMMIT!



The ref hated when his new Benoit puppet would get caught on the ropes.



REF: Dammit, Lorraine! Go talk to George!



All the pundits agreed. They'd never seen anyone counter the Sharpshooter quite like Orton's Banshee Scream.



The Orton/Benoit match heated up when Orton sought retribution after Benoit stole his neck.



RANDY: Okay, why is this not looking like it does when Dave does it...?



It's common knowledge that the pain caused by the Crippler Crossface can lead to hallucinations. Here, we see Randy reach for that last damned bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red.



RANDY: Hey...! How'd I get on this side of it?



RIC: Imca!
HUNTER: No, it's Y.M.C.A.
RANDY: Guys, I'm trying to celebrate a...y'know...title win here.



Amazingly, Hunter was able to whistle the entire score of the H.M.S. Pinnafore while simultaneously critiquing his performance!



RANDY: Uh...Hunter? This isn't what I meant when I asked if you would give me a rub...



When Backstage Politics Go Too Far!