Summerslam was a nightmare for Benoit, however; he got the last laugh when he sneakily replaced Orton's World belt with a gigantic magnet.
Benoit: I had this funny dream last night that I spent 17 years working my ass off to get a World Title belt and I did but then I lost it to some 23 year old... Pretty funny, huh?
Orton:...
*Orton hides the belt behind his back and slowly tiptoes away*
The WWE is a big believer in recycling.
Trish: I just got done with my last plastic surgery for the year.
Lita:...
Trish: Sorry If I seem a bit to happy, It's just the botox.
She did it. Lita botched child birth...
In a gruesome scene, Victoria is slowly devoured by Gail Kim's butt.
Tomco disguises his blatant fondling of the genitals as a Gorilla Press Slam.
Kane Kong climbs the turnbuckle screaming like an animal as he drags the half naked woman along with him.
WWE fans are thrown for a loop after an interference from The Flash
After so many years being raunchy in the bedroom, Carmella's eye was permanently sealed shut.
(Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about)
(Looks at the lifeless body. Starts contemplating...)
Flair: No...
Batista: Why not? Trips did it...
Even though Edge believes necrophelia is morally wrong, he wouldn't cheat the crowd out of the sheer entertainment value of it.
HHH: She's so easy. You should marry her too... Infinite power.
The referee shows that he disagrees with Benoit's conduct by shoving his hand into his rectum.
Orton quickly gets the advantage after pressing his handy "Benoit Shrink" button.
Unbenknownst to the ref, Benoit is actually consuming Orton's foot.
Orton's body is suddenly plagued by the spirit of Scott Hall.
Jack: I'll never let go...
Trying his hardest to be innovative and destructive at the same time, Orton tries pulling Benoit's entire head off in mid air.
After the match the real fight begun with the 'HHH is GOD" sign holder and the "Hail Orton" mark.
With your powers combined... I AM CAPTAIN NO-SELL!