Orton was unhappy as Triple H's new "valet belt holder".
Sylvain botches getting a drink from the Tajiri fountain.
Lita botched the funeral invitation.
Next week on
If They Mated....
Victoria: "WOW I'm above the glass ceiling; look there's Triple H, JBL, Orton, Sean O'Haire....uhhhh wait a second."
Vince: "We got him, fire the Velocity cannon."
Kane was so happy to have a life-sized Benoit doll for a wedding gift.
Kane: "No Lita, you start humping ABOVE the waist."