We all know that WCW was horrible for giving Arquette the title, but the WWE giving Nick Lachey the title was the last straw for sports entertainment.
Benoit: She really doesn't know what buffalo wings are? She better be really fucking good in bed if you have to put up with a dumb bitch like that.
Randy:
The WWE's latest rehashed angle, the nWo-DX, began with Sean Waltman spraying Grenier's face with green spray paint.
America's Most Wanted got creative with their special episode, America's Most Botched.
Trish's reaction after Lita proclaiming that she was Lebanese.
The WWE's evil scientist had finally created the Botch Baby that would wreak havoc in arena's all across North America.
Victoria was so focused on her upcoming porn auditions that she even practiced her Brianna Banks face during matches.
Trish answered the fan's question of how many talented wrestlers in the ring that were actually getting airtime.
After accidentally tearing his tights, the rumours of Benoit being well hung were proved to be true.
Lita: Oh please master, you must teach me more of your botching wisdom.
Kane: You have learned too much too quickly, young grasshopper. Go and perfect what you have learned.
Matt Hardy got a huge Twist of Fate on Kane while Kane was in the middle of the Egyptian dance.
Kane: *twitching in orgasmic pleasure*
Lita: He's already done after only 2 minutes? God I have got to get a divorce.
Since the WWE caters to single adult males, their hot new phone sex commercials would be sure to generate interest.
Al Bundy's appearance at the WWE came about 10 years too late.
The guy in front of Flair quickly ducked between the ropes to dodge the homo point, and Edge was unfortunate to be behind him.
Even Edge laughs when he thinks about the wave that the great Toronto fans did during Summerslam.
HHH: Having a big nose was a tremendous factor in
Homo sapien evolution. Neanderthal cavemen in Northern Europe had bigger noses in order to moisten the cold air before it went into the lungs. So while everybody laughs at me for having a honker, it just proves that my ancestors were also great at holding down other cavemen.
Hunter: I'm telling you, even the cavemen women preferred men with big noses!
*Randy tries to hold back smirk*
The Ref had to press the button on the Cripplerbot's back to perform a wrestling move.
The Ref tried to change his mind after accidentally clicking the 'job to Evolution' button that Hunter had placed.
Ref: Cripplerbot, you are supposed to job to Evolution! Follow your order!
Randy: Hunter had already programmed tonight's storylines into his CPU! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Randy's new Elvis impersonation finisher was quite accurate.
Randy: *singing* Are you lonesome tonight? Do you miss me tonight? Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Orton: Are Wolverines supposed to have tails?
The Ref played yet another one of his pranks after asking Randy for a handshake at bad time.
Ref: Too slow!
*slicks hair back*
Benoit was pulling as hard as he could to stretch the giant slingshot that would finally get rid of Orton for good.
HHH: All hail Randy Orton, the future of the WWE.
Randy: Oh my God, this is such an amazing achievment. Thank you all for your standing ovation.
Flair: *waves to crowd* Hi kids!
Hunter took things too literally when Randy told him to 'blow me'.
HHH: So Bond, have you decided to tell me of your plan?
Randy: You expect me to talk?
HHH: No, I expect you to job.
Hunter didn't care how much Randy had bled; he was pissed that Rhyno had put glue on the outside of the belt, and he would tear it off even if it killed him!