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**tucsonspeed6** · 08-17-2004, 06:33 PM

I love these little feuds KK gets in. Quick1, I'm not sure if you're a returning troll or not, but here's a little play I like to call "Kane Knight v. the troll" to help you along with understanding why you look like such an idiot right now. It's set in a fairytale setting, so bear with me.

:Open curtain with Kane Knight dressed in armor riding his trusty steed to stage left:

KK: Ah, what a wonderful day. Thy sun is shining, the air is cleanith, and the WWE is free of most of its worst wrestlers in Brock Lesner, Bill Goldberg, and Scott Steiner. Now if only Vince McMahon would releasith all of his good wrestlers from their contracts and shootith himself in the head.....

:KK looks hopefully up at the sky hoping the blue fairy would come down to grant his wish. Nobody comes, though:

KK: Oh well, I guess I can't have all of mine wishes.

:Suddenly a large, monsterous troll jumps from behind a rock.:

Troll: RAARGH! IU R N mi wOODZ! UR GHEY!!!11!

:KK draws his sword:

KK: Foul creature, your breath smells of rotting flesh. Thou shouldst see the dentist in a nearby village.

Troll: HAHAHA! U nO uR GhEY!!! I WIL EET YU! Mi wanG IS HOOJ DA gurLs LUV ME!

KK: I'm afraid you're mistaken, miserable troll, for I am off to see the fair maiden in yon castle, wherest we shalt do it and then download some independant wrestling that far excedes the quality of the programming made available from the WWE.

Troll: HAHAHA I MAID Yuu MAD!!!1! UR Mad CUZ I SED UR GHEY!@!

KK: No, troll, you are again mistakenith. I was never mad. You seem to want to anger me, though. Perhapsith this is because you have emotional problems with your adolescence.

:nearby squirrels laugh at the follish troll:

Troll: AARGH! U ROOIN mi REPYOOTASHUN!!!11! ITZ CUZ UR GHEY CUM OUTTA DACLOZET YU HOMO

:KK rolls his eyes and continues on his way to yon castle to shaggith the fair maiden:

Troll (yelling at KK from behind): I WIL CUM BAK u HOmo n I AM HIGH NOW n mi wanG IS HYUJ kuz im hung lIK a HORZ da gurlz luV Wen I BAnGEM OK Im rellY da ghey 1 I WIL RETRN n chANJ mi naim 2 UNDERTAKRZCOOLHYUJWANG696969_69 so wach 4 me UR SCARD!

:THe end.:

(BTW, I realize that this was my 666th post. Perhaps I was channeling satan himself into this post. Or maybe I'm just a prick. I don't know.)

08-17-2004, 06:33 PM	#34
tucsonspeed6 Banned WWE on 1/1/07 Posts: 2,141	I love these little feuds KK gets in. Quick1, I'm not sure if you're a returning troll or not, but here's a little play I like to call "Kane Knight v. the troll" to help you along with understanding why you look like such an idiot right now. It's set in a fairytale setting, so bear with me. :Open curtain with Kane Knight dressed in armor riding his trusty steed to stage left: KK: Ah, what a wonderful day. Thy sun is shining, the air is cleanith, and the WWE is free of most of its worst wrestlers in Brock Lesner, Bill Goldberg, and Scott Steiner. Now if only Vince McMahon would releasith all of his good wrestlers from their contracts and shootith himself in the head..... :KK looks hopefully up at the sky hoping the blue fairy would come down to grant his wish. Nobody comes, though: KK: Oh well, I guess I can't have all of mine wishes. :Suddenly a large, monsterous troll jumps from behind a rock.: Troll: RAARGH! IU R N mi wOODZ! UR GHEY!!!11! :KK draws his sword: KK: Foul creature, your breath smells of rotting flesh. Thou shouldst see the dentist in a nearby village. Troll: HAHAHA! U nO uR GhEY!!! I WIL EET YU! Mi wanG IS HOOJ DA gurLs LUV ME! KK: I'm afraid you're mistaken, miserable troll, for I am off to see the fair maiden in yon castle, wherest we shalt do it and then download some independant wrestling that far excedes the quality of the programming made available from the WWE. Troll: HAHAHA I MAID Yuu MAD!!!1! UR Mad CUZ I SED UR GHEY!@! KK: No, troll, you are again mistakenith. I was never mad. You seem to want to anger me, though. Perhapsith this is because you have emotional problems with your adolescence. :nearby squirrels laugh at the follish troll: Troll: AARGH! U ROOIN mi REPYOOTASHUN!!!11! ITZ CUZ UR GHEY CUM OUTTA DACLOZET YU HOMO :KK rolls his eyes and continues on his way to yon castle to shaggith the fair maiden: Troll (yelling at KK from behind): I WIL CUM BAK u HOmo n I AM HIGH NOW n mi wanG IS HYUJ kuz im hung lIK a HORZ da gurlz luV Wen I BAnGEM OK Im rellY da ghey 1 I WIL RETRN n chANJ mi naim 2 UNDERTAKRZCOOLHYUJWANG696969_69 so wach 4 me UR SCARD! :THe end.: (BTW, I realize that this was my 666th post. Perhaps I was channeling satan himself into this post. Or maybe I'm just a prick. I don't know.)