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**Fryza** · 08-17-2004, 08:48 PM

The celebrated release of the Orton Bot v5.0 was met with high hopes.

..I got nothing..

Brings a new meaning to getting "jacked" in the face..

I tend to avoid any card that lists Kane and Lita at the same place.

Trish's response to "Are they real?" sealed the fact she is a bad actor.

Oh Jesus Christ..

You'd be in horror too if a small Asian chick was trying to fuck your arm off.

...Austin?

Nercolepsy claims another victim.

Kane: No, Lita, you're SUPPOSED to distract me 'til Hardy comes in, not grab me foo..

*Hardy attacks Kane*

JR: STUNNER!

Apparently Kane had a fonder memory of their first date.

FOX News has hit a new low.

Jericho asked Batista to stiff him, but he didn't expect him to plant himself.

Just moments after Batista destroyed Flair, Hunter called him saying "Attack the guy with long hair", not "Attack the old guy Flair". Shoulda used Sprint Wireless Connection.

It looks like Edge doesn't care where he'll be when his dierrhea acts up.

Orton: No, I do not know Hunter. Why DID the chicken cross the road?

Hunter: I /LOVE/ you man!
Orton: You're not getting my title.

Gotta be the worst place for the ref to give Benoit a check-up..

Ref: Go my Robo-Wolverine!

Ref: Dude, is that Orton kneecap sticking out?
Orton: *girly scream*

Worst. DDT. Ever.

Worst. Crucifix. Ever.

Benoit: Hey, spider!
Orton: Resist.. Urge..
Ref: Where?! Where is it?!

Orton was told to stop doing that in public.

Well, Hunter being God would explain a lot..

Hunter didn't like this Champion-to-Hoss bonding.

Hunter: I'm going to do to you, what I did to Kane!
Orton: Fuck a dead girl?
Hunter: Exactl.. Wait, no.. No...

Hunter: Can't.. Seem to get.. My hand free.. What the hell? Is this glue?!

08-17-2004, 08:48 PM	#14
Fryza Fthagn? Posts: 10,042	The celebrated release of the Orton Bot v5.0 was met with high hopes. ..I got nothing.. Brings a new meaning to getting "jacked" in the face.. I tend to avoid any card that lists Kane and Lita at the same place. Trish's response to "Are they real?" sealed the fact she is a bad actor. Oh Jesus Christ.. You'd be in horror too if a small Asian chick was trying to fuck your arm off. ...Austin? Nercolepsy claims another victim. Kane: No, Lita, you're SUPPOSED to distract me 'til Hardy comes in, not grab me foo.. Hardy attacks Kane JR: STUNNER! Apparently Kane had a fonder memory of their first date. FOX News has hit a new low. Jericho asked Batista to stiff him, but he didn't expect him to plant himself. Just moments after Batista destroyed Flair, Hunter called him saying "Attack the guy with long hair", not "Attack the old guy Flair". Shoulda used Sprint Wireless Connection. It looks like Edge doesn't care where he'll be when his dierrhea acts up. Orton: No, I do not know Hunter. Why DID the chicken cross the road? Hunter: I /LOVE/ you man! Orton: You're not getting my title. Gotta be the worst place for the ref to give Benoit a check-up.. Ref: Go my Robo-Wolverine! Ref: Dude, is that Orton kneecap sticking out? Orton: girly scream Worst. DDT. Ever. Worst. Crucifix. Ever. Benoit: Hey, spider! Orton: Resist.. Urge.. Ref: Where?! Where is it?! Orton was told to stop doing that in public. Well, Hunter being God would explain a lot.. Hunter didn't like this Champion-to-Hoss bonding. Hunter: I'm going to do to you, what I did to Kane! Orton: Fuck a dead girl? Hunter: Exactl.. Wait, no.. No... Hunter: Can't.. Seem to get.. My hand free.. What the hell? Is this glue?!