08-19-2004, 03:42 AM
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Darth Teedious
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Sunday Night
Minister: "Do you, Kane, take this woman, Lita, to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
Kane: "I doooooooo take Lita..."
Minister: "And Lita, do you take Kane to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
Lita: "I do... I mean, shit, I don't!"
(Backstage...)
Vince McMahon: "Well, that bitch is fired." I'd fire that bitch in a minute if every adolescent male (and half the females) in the country didn't cream their pants at the sight of her. *sees Matt Hardy* I'll just fire him instead.
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