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Okay, here's my point of view.
Triple H ownz (yeah, that's right, ownz with a "z") Raw. It was his wedding present from Vinne Mac Daddy.
Vince hired a group of monkeys to book SmackDown.
He hired a midget who wants to be big vicariously through talent as the company’s talent scout.
None of this is real.
The following people are forbidden from “The Wheel Of Decent Push” roulette style table:
*Chris Jericho
*RVD
*Hardcore Holly (never after his last push)
*Cruiserweights
*Billy Gunn
*(insert who you think is over talented and underrated here)
Jim Ross hired Magellan The Great as to erase the memories of the fans so they can do angles like Booker T finding a note that says “I Still Remember” and then not do anything about.
Chris Benoit is the Raw Naptime Enforcer
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