In a last ditch attempt to boost flagging ratings, WWE hire Inspector Gadget
"When the eyes of the Ranger are upon you..."
Taker does his best to ignore the little girls' screams
"Dudley Bowling" was a sucess. "Dudley Football" needed more work though.
Random workers: Oh my god, WWE's closing down, but Spike is still smiling!
Spike (after Plastic surgery): This is horrible!
London was doomed when the ring began to sink in HHH's quicksand trap.
Hmm. I think the Earthquake was done better when it was a big guy who did it.
OR
Now that Ric Flair was attacking the sinking ring, Chavo tried his best to save the most talented man in the match.
Kurt: Hey, Eddie. Eyes up here!