To commemorate the WWE Diva Search, Vince ordered a special "extra red" carpet for the ring, made out of the skins of the cruiserweight roster.
After installing the telescopic fire ladder into his right shoulder, The Rock laid claim to being the only WWE Superstar to be a wrestler, movie star,
and piece of life-saving emergency equipment.
The Japanese Buzzsaw takes an early lead in the "King of the Lean" tournament, knowing full well his ringside bazooka man wasn't going to let Rocky or the Coach lean any further forward.
Tensions flare in the ranks of Evolution as the veteran Nature Boy insinuates that their fearless leader may be, in fact, a homo.
Kane gives his bride-to-be a free dental inspection.
The referee does his best to keep Edge distracted while Giant Cannibal Jericho goes for the brains.
Jericho finishes Edge off by pooping a photon torpedo onto his back.
Hunter: Randy, there's been a big mistake. Apparently, Christian was supposed to get the spot in Evolution, and you were supposed to be about, say,
here on the card. So we're all asking you very nicely to turn in your push and apologize to the fanboys.
Randy had apparently been hanging around with Shawn Michaels too long, as he stopped in mid-promo to pray.
Hunter was just about to get his title back for good....
...until Randy promised he would 'earn' it.
NM: Man, is it just me, or does Chris Benoit look different tonight?
LC: That's not Benoit. That's Randy Orton.
NM: *shoves fingers in his ears* Yeah, I think Chris got a new haircut. Looks good on him.
LC: I'm serious. Randy Orton is the World Champion.
NM: LA-LA-LAAAAAA NOT LISTENING! Chris Benoit is still Champion! NOT LISTENING! LA-LA!
Furious that the Kane/Lita angle was getting more airtime than him, Hunter decides to start a romance angle of his own. Unfortunately, Eric wasn't too pleased to take part in it.
Scotty 2 Hotty was pleased with how realistic his Ric Flair disguise looked. It was definitely worth the money he paid Meng for it.
Nobody but nobody gives a more wicked Melvin than William Regal.
Ref: Hey, what's that in your ear?
Regal: Not right now, please.
Ref: Hold on....is that.....a QUARTER? TA-DAAAA!!!!!
Regal: ....God, I hate you.
Regal and Flair re-enact their favorite scenes from
Requiem for a Dream
Lita botches abstinence.
Vince was furious when he found out someone had 'rolled' his ring. And not only that, but vandalized his lawn gnomes, too!
Kane and Lita face off in the grueling Steven-Tyler-Impersonation contest.
Y'know, I wasn't too excited when I heard they were remaking Pac-Man with the DooM 3 engine, but now that I've seen the screenshot, I gotta say I'm impressed.
Trish would look a whole lot sexier right now if she hadn't had that microphone grafted onto her arm.
The Sensei of Mattitude saves the day, riding in on Halley's Comet to rescue Lita.
Matt's fall from the upper card was harder than most.
Kane has to administer CPR when Lita botches living.
Kane: There it is, baby. Midcard Hell
Lita: Wow, you actually spent all that time down there?
Kane: Yep. And get used to it, because you're going to be down there for a loooooong time.