[Lara Emily]

Skit #1 The Batista and Friends' Happy Variety Hour

Ric Flair *Wearing his robe and nothing else*: Whoooo hiya Kids, Welcome to Batista and Friends' Happy Variety Hour, and now here's our Happy host Daaaave Batista.


Dave *Warm smile on his face speaking softly*: Hiya kids, won't you come with me to a happy place I call Roidtown


Kids: YAY!!!!!


Dave: We'll start today's show with everyone's favorite game. Questions with Dave.


Kids: YAY!!!!!!

Dave: Who wants to go first? *Looks around and choses a kid named Kenny*

Kenny: Uncie Dave how did you get so big?


Dave: Well little man, *smiles warmly, then begins to sweat and growl* thats none of your fucking business ARRRRRRRR *Demonbombs Kenny*.


Producers: Oh Shit


Vince McMahon: Excellent! Give this guy the World Title


Mother: OMG you killed Kenny


Father: You bastard


Batista: Batista smash, Batista Bash *rips up the set a bit*


Producer: Oh shit Oh shit


Vince: HA HA HA Fuck the world title give this guy a Nobel Prize.

Batista *calming down just like that and smiles warmly again*: Now kids we have a special guest for today's show and he's going to show you how to hold down people and make sure they never threaten your spot in the world. Please welcome your friend and mine. Uncle H


Vince McMahon: HA HA HA and they told me I could never do anything good outside of wrestling. I'm a genius! Genius!!!!


Producer: The network is going to kill me


Cyrus: Yes, yes we will

Spike Dudley *Dressed as John Cleese walks on screen out of nowhere*: And now for something completely different.

*end of Skit 1*