Sounds like something Ben Shapiro would say,
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This is Ben and this is the Ben Shapiro show!
Ok so, *fidgets nervously* you got all these *panders to consevatives* LIBERALS talking about, how, if we didnt drone strike that village, then all 100 of those people would be *runs out of breath* would be, would be alive, right? *increases rate of speech* Well, the fact is, the facts are clear here, *appeals to LOGIC* how would you know, that those 100 villagers wouldnt have died from a landslide in a hurricane? The fact is, if you look at it, if you look at the region *pauses* right here, it says, on *appeals to authority* New York Times report, that, this region, is going to have 10 hurricanes next year? TEN! So, *jumps to conclusions* So, maybe, maybe all those villagers wouldve been killed by a hurricane and wouldn't be alive right now? How about that, but the liberals, they dont talk about that! Right?
In fact! *appeals to bigots* chances are, if we didnt bomb that village, ISIS wouldve bombed it anyway! So all those people crying about it *disregards FEELINGS* are just wasting their time. How about, how about you cry about *victimizes self* the 6 million people who died in the HOLOCAUST! How about that? *fidgets nervously to prepare next inane segment* "