@ Loopy
(At a resturaunt)
Waiter: How are you two doing tonight?
Lita: Great! We're on our Moneymoon!
Kane (Under his breath): Honeymoon...
Lita: Honeymoon! And we're having a grating time!
Kane (Under his breath): Great...
Lita: Great time! So, what kind of water do you have?
Waiter: Uh... Tap?
Lita: GREAT! How much will that be!?
Waiter: Uh... It's free?
Lita: WOW! Dont tell me these bread sticks are free too!?
Waiter: Uh, yeah...
Lita: ALL RIGHT! (Starts to eat bread sticks)
Waiter: Uh... Can I take your orders?
Kane: **Sigh** I'll have the chicken parm... That's it...
Lita (With bread sticks sticking out of her mouth): Meef toof!
(After dinner)
Kane: Mmm, that was pretty good...
Lita (With tomato sauce dripping off her mouth): Yeah! Mmm mmm!
Waiter: Here's your bill...
(Lita looks at the bill)
Lita: WHAT THE HELL!? Oh, I get it... First you SUCKER us in with the free breadsticks and water, THEN charge us for our MEAL! Well, we aint payin! Comeon Kane!
(Kane throws down the money as Lita pulls him away)
Kane: God help me...