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Cole: And welcome to 'WWE's Date this!'. I'm the host Michael Cole along side... um, nevermind. You know the rules. A bachelor/bachelorette tries to find a suitable match by asking questions to get one of the three suitors. And since this is the WWE, anything goes! Now to introduce our bachlorette.. She is from Canada, and enjoys long walks on the beach and building model battleships and young up-starts and destroy them. Here is TRISH STRATUS!
(THEME SONG ENSUES) Trish [/slutty look]: Hello boys!
Cole: Ok..*coughSLUTcough* So ask away,Bachlerette!
Trish: Alright,suitor #2..
Suitor #2: Stay in the back! She'sa gonna ask me a quiestion...WAZZUPWITHAT?!
Trish: Weirdo..Ok,suitor #3... if we went on a date, what would we do?
Suitor #3: BAHGAWDITSAUSTINAUSTIN!!STUNNERNEARLIBROKINTWO!! ...um.. BARBEQUESAUSEUNPRETTIERDAMN!
Trish: That's hot..at least the barbeque sause is.. winkwink.
*audience laughs--*
Cole: SHUT UP! Next question,Trish.
Trish: Suitor #1.. If I was a sundae, how would you eat me?
Suitor #1: Well-uh.. I would-uh.. I AM THE GAME! THAT SONOFABITCH! ORTON! YOU SEE THIS! ...this..is the last thing you'll see.. consider yourself dead..
Suitor#3: BAWGAWD! HENEARLYBROKE HURRICANE INHALF! MYGOD!
Suitor#2 : [all bloodied up] I'm.. not Orton..I GOT A MASK,FOR CHRIST SAKE!
Cole: Ugh, just hurry up and chose,please.. Um..Trish?
Suitor#1: Sorry, just came back. Yeah, Orton...! Sorry.. but I got your girl.. Look-uh!
(HHH puts a video on and shows Trish drunk while at a drive-thru chapel with H.. sound familiar??)
Suitor#1: Sooo..I won! Take that, Orton!! I'M THE GAME!! HAHA!!
*'THE GAME' starts playing*
At home-
Steph (watching on TV): oHHHHH! Someone is going to Velocity for this!
(Heidenriech standing then Vince appears at Heiden's knees.)
Vince: Like HELL YOU WILL!
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Last edited by Gone Mad; 08-25-2004 at 05:40 PM.
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