Coach: Now that I've got a good look at all of your knockers, Tracie, you are eliminated.
The Rock just couldn't grab on to the tower properly in his new low budget action film with the fake backgrounds.
Coach: Well I'm still dedicated to this company, and would never leave for money and fame! You're a sellout. Die Rocky Die!
Rock: I have the Diva Search hoes waiting in my limo.
Coach: Yeah, Walking Tall was great! I can't wait for Johnny Bravo
Flair: I told Vince to kick that guy out, not Randy!
HHH: Yeah well we all know about the McMahon big man fetish.
Flair: But Steph married you, didn't she?
HHH: I don't mean big in the pants
Kane loved the roleplay before having necrophiliac sex; the worst part was holding up the victim properly to set the mood.
Crowd reactions were poor to the debut of the new Three Tenors stable.
Ref: Chris, who taught you that move? It's terrible!
Y2J: Vince always told me to be more like The Rock
HHH: So I go up to little Leroy and I says, 'Gimme da money now bitch or I'll bus' a cap in yo' ass'.
Batista: Word.
Randy was shocked yet pleased that he and Hunter had finally switched roles.
Randy: A brand new replica belt signed by yours truly!
HHH: *grinding teeth*
I hope this belt hits as hard as the real one.
Randy: What was that Hunter? No imitation belt for you!
HHH: Please man, I'll do anything! The withdrawal symptoms are terrible now that I've finally lost the belt. I can't eat, can't sleep, I just pace around the room frantically!
Randy: You need the belt for roleplay with Steph right?
HHH:
Randy: Get used to the abstinence, Trips!
HHH: I need that belt Eric, or else Steph won't put out. Wait a minute, the black hair, masculine features, you look a lot like her...
Eric: Be gentle!
Although Flair was in his 50's, he could still Flashdance with the best of them.
JR: Regal with a modified groin pull from the top rope.
King:
Batista: Ric, I told you not to try that Kama Sutra stuff, you are past your prime man!
Flair: ...Space Mountain... WOOO..........
The Evil WWE Demogoblin used its forked tail to impale Flair while the Ref wasn't looking.
Lita: *to mirror* Congratulations on your wedding day! You look so pretty in that dress! Hey, wait a sec... you look awfully familiar. Mom, is that you? Oh my God, I've been sent 30 years back, like that movie 'Back to the Past'.
JR: Standing next to Kane makes his opponents look like little kids, King.
King: Jesus, you're terribl- PUPPIES!!!
The alternate ending to Total Recall shows what happened to Arnie's face after being deprived of oxygen. He still got to marry the three-tittied bitch on Mars though.
Kane: I said not to use your teeth so much, Lita!
Lita: But how else am I supposed to eat your smoked weiner, Kane?
Kane:
Tammy Lynn Sytch makes her dramatic return after 35 liposuction operations.
Lita: But Matt, its really starting to get hot in here!
Matt: Ever heard of blue balls, bitch? Just finish up quickly!
Matt decided to take a page from his high flying brother's book after seeing his career head to midcard hell.
Lita: Officer, your gun is digging into my hip.
Kane: No you idiot, it's your gun that is digging into my hip- wait, you don't have a gun!
Lita: That's my house burning down! How could this happen?
Kane: Lita, I devised the perfect plan. I burnt down your house so that you can get tons of insurance money to pay for our honeymoon, and the cops won't suspect a thing. Man, I'm a genius!
Lita: My mom was staying over for the week
Kane:
