Lita botches doing it for the Rock
Unfortunately for Kenzo, the fist was a smark
Jericho may be the undisputed musical chairs champion, but RVD is the undisputed dead talent leapfrogger
JBL: Waddya mean I'm not over
Long: Sorry JBL, the crowd doesn't like you
JBL: BUT I DRANK BEER, WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT FROM ME?!
Billy "The Hand Model" Kidman was in trouble
Billy: *thud* fuck, my head...
Cena might be the Marine, but theres no way hes outshining Denzel
Booker: TAKE THAT BACK!
Cena: Aliens are cooler than Predators!
"when you find yourself wandering through open fields...do not panic for you are in elysium, and you are dead"
I miss Nathan Jones...
Tazz: That cracker stole my move!
Kurt: Bend seesaw bend!
Rey: not again...
Rey: It's Gonna Rain!
Kurt Angle, Hemmeroid Survivor
Orlando: Ok so I'm gonna attack the Undertaker first right?
JBL: Yes try to form a shield around me, Operation Human Shield Go!
Orlando:...you've ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
JBL: No I don't listen to hip-hop
*Vince backstage*
Vince: I don't get it, he was jobbing on Velocity a month ago and now he's champion. These fans want new main eventers, WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?!
Jericho: Anything else tonight Vince?
Vince: Yeah Steph and Hunter went to this new Mexican place for dinner, I'll need you to clean up the stalls
Hasn't this been a caption for about a month?
Undertaker: What'd you say about my momma!
Virgil: No more Mr. Dibiase...