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Old 08-27-2004, 03:27 PM   #17
Hollywood Red
 
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Hollywood Red does not have that much rep yet (10+)
He's OVW, Carlos Colon... son of Peurto Rican wrestling legend Carlos Colon sr., I believe.

His promo's on WWE.com, for those who haven't seen it... basically he's walking down a Caribbean boardwalk, big old afro, dress pants and short sleeve button down shirt... checking out some ladies, some badass swanky music playing in the background.

The whole time he's got a Scarface/Razor Ramon accent (hence "you" will be denoted as "ju" )

"Ju know cool iss? Ju're lookin' at it!"

*comes to a fruitstand and takes an apple and takes a bite out of it*

"Cool is what ju make it."

*slams apple back down on the stand causing other fruits to tumble, grabs another apple*

"And there's no cool... like Caribbean cool."

*takes a bite out of the other apple*

"But some people... don't want to be cool."

*music stops, Carlito looks at the old man tending the stand*

"Like this guy." *spit* "AND I SPIT IN THE FACE OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO BE COOL! [something in his native tongue]"

*walks towards camera*

"So when I come to the WWE, ju betta be cool!"

*upbeat Caribbean music starts up*

"Cool like me, Carlito..."

*tosses apple away*

"Caribbean..."

"Cool."
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