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(Music starts, we see a mini set of the RAW stage. Ric walks into his condo.)
Ric: Hey kids! Do you know what today is?
Kids: WHAT!?
Ric: It's fu...
(Doorbell rings)
Ric: I wonder who that could be?
(Ric opens the door, to find Vince McMahon dressed as a mail man)
Ric: Well, if it isnt my old friend... Who is it boys and girls!?
Kids: MISTER McFEELME!
Ric: That's right! What do you have for us today Mr. McFeelme?
Vince: Well, I just got this DVD converted to VHS... Cause I know how out of date you are... (Phoney smile) Anyway, it's a tape of you Ric, when we went on Space Mountian!
Ric: WOOOOOO! I was WONDERING when you'd bring this! C'mon kids, lets watch!
(Ric pops the tape in)
Ric: Ahh, here I am standing in line...
(Video shows Ric standing in line nude)
Ric: Ahh, remember that nice old lady there? She was fun...
Vince: Yeah!
(Video shows Ric harrassing an old lady in line going "WOOOOOO" and flopping his dick around...)
Ric: Ahh, now here's where we got on the ride... It was great fun...
Vince: Yep...
(Video shows Ric standing up in the front car of Space Mountian facing back twords the passengers.)
Ric: It was really windy that day... I almost caught a cold!
(Video shows Ric on Space Mountian, then getting off and pretending to hump the ride operator's leg. He runs.)
Ric: He was nice, but he had to go in such a hurry... I think he had to use the bathroom...
(Video shows security coming up to Ric with hand cuffs and a blanket... Ric runs into the nearest children's ball place to hide.)
Ric: Ahh, here's where we got into...
Vince: Okay, I was NOT there, just say YOU.
Ric: Oh, well, anyway, here's where I got into a rousing game of Hide and Seek with the nice police men. They found me and carried me off to the police car for a ride...
(Video shows the security guards beating Ric up with night sticks and covers him with the blanket. They take him to the police car where he's screaming "GET THE FUCK OFF ME!")
Ric: I was telling them that it was a nice car, but I had to be going... And that's the end of the tape! What did you all think!?
(Everyone, including the camera men stare at Ric)
Kids: ....
Vince: ...
Random Kid: AHHHH! WHAT WAS THAT MOMMY!?
Ric: Wha...
(The police break into the studio and take Ric away...)
Policeman: Sorry kids, Mr. Ric forgot to take his special, colorful pills today... And apparently that day he went on Space Mountian... He'll be back next time!
(Show ends with Ric kicking and screaming on the way out. Camera pans over to Vince, who's mouth is open.)
End show
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