Congrats!
Anyway:
- Bret Hart will be signed to a 10 year contract, wrestle one match, Vince will screw him, and fire him.
- The Undertaker will go with an all new gimmick. It will be the American Bad Hiney. He will create the new Right to Censor, and whenever someone curses, he comes out, says something like "Bitch is such a bad word, use bad lady" and leaves.
- Triple H will divorce Steph, Vince will divorce Linda, and Vince and Hunter will live happily ever after.
- WWE will sign a new giant. He will be called "Bart the Bad", and use stepping on his opponent's head while THEY'RE still standing as his finisher.
- The Cruserweights will go on strike for not having enough air time and Vince will be happy.
- Triple H will gain back the World Heavyweight Championship, and will win the IC and Tag titles. He will jump to SmackDown, and win the WWE Championship, the US title, the cruserweight title, and the SD Tag Titles. He will go back to RAW and win the Women's championship. He will also win the Diva's Search. Vince will finally realise how much of an ass Hunter is and give him more titles.
- Eugene will be hit in the head with an anvil and be normal.
- The 256th Divas Search will be on.