well, here goes nothing.
Orlando Jordan was shocked to find the Undertaker has grown long feminine hair and breast.
Everyone was stunned when they saw the almighty power of the taker's new finisher, "the last fart".
Defying all laws of gravity, RVD floated to the ceiling and stayed there, but then again Rhyno did help step up the ring.
The 3 hour staring contest ended when Booker attempted to kiss Cena.
Nick: You are missing a finger.
your a homo!
Kurt's right legs magically transformed into a Rey extension.
Brock has his second heart attack.
Undertaker winced in pain as JBL take an invisible pipe and stuck it up Taker's ass.