What if Steph married a man who then adopts Vince as his own son (theoretically speaking) then what does that make Steph, who is Vince's biological daughter?
And what if Chris Jericho married Mark Henry and together they adopted a child and raised him to think that he is deaf, and that the sounds he hears are actually part of his own crazy imagination telling him what he thinks the sensation of hearing actually is decoded as. Then that little boy grows up talking funny and he steps out onto the street while a bus is coming towards him and the bus honks its horn and he hears it soon enough to step out of the way. The people all look at him and say "It's a good thing you heard that horn!" and he looks around wildly and screams "I ken no heer!!! I'm deff!" and he goes crazy, thinking that there are voices in his head, and he runs into the bank and has sex with the atm machine. What then?!!?!
I blame that Ultimo Dragon guy...
