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Stewie (being carried off by an airport security guard while trying to fly to South America to raise an army)
"I knew it, you're one of them! What are they paying you? I'll double it! I'll give you anything you want! Money! Women! ...Men?
Thug 1 in next motel room: Show me the stuff.
Thug 2: Show me the money.
Thug 1: You don't get the stuff till I see the money!
Thug 2: You don't get the money till I see the stuff!
Stewie: Oh there's only one way to put an end to this HE'S WEARING A WIRE!
(Gunshots)
Stewie and his miniature anti-sperm ship:
Stewie: Engine status?
Ship: Nominal.
Stewie: Fuel supply?
Ship: Full.
Stewie: Air Supply?
Air Suppy song kicks in
Stewie to Lois after being left in day care:
You soulless witch! This is a biogenetical experimentation facility! Admit it! Look, if this is about the whole 'me killing you' thing, it was a bit! I was doing schtick I tell you! (Is carried out the door by the day care worker then sticks his head back out) Homina homina homina!
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