Mayo:
Kane: Go back to Hollywood, we don't need you around here!
Maven: But I'm not him!
Kane: LIES! Who's walking tall now?
Maven: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Rock Bottom:
Mark was usually patient with underprivledged persons, but after 15 minutes of this midget staring at him while jerking off, he had to say something.
El Santo:
*sobbing* "No oh ooh! Li'l Brudder. That *sniff* little guy. He's got the heart of a champion!"
Mayo:
Although Regal tried his best to stand still after banging Steph, pretending to be a lamp wasn't the best place to hide.
Quick1:
Nunzio: Ok, ok guess who I am?
Chavo: Brock lesnar?
Nunzio: Nope Ultimo
Always450:
That's the 10th kind of Suplex Hass has shown us today, Rene down by 9.
loopydate:
LITA: Why! Won't! You! Tap! Out! Dammit!
KURT ANGLE: (watching at home) Now, that's just sad...
Deadly Heaven:
(Looks at the lifeless body. Starts contemplating...)
Flair: No...
Batista: Why not? Trips did it...
Xero Limit 126:
Where will you be when your explosive diarrhea acts up?
Nowhere Man:
Ref: Hey, what's that in your ear?
Regal: Not right now, please.
Ref: Hold on....is that.....a QUARTER? TA-DAAAA!!!!!
Regal: ....God, I hate you.
Corkscrewed:
Kidman: "Hey Chavo! You've been drinking lots of milk lately, right?"
Chavo: "Why do you ask?"
Kidman: "Oh no reason..."
Innovator:
Orlando: Ok so I'm gonna attack the Undertaker first right?
JBL: Yes try to form a shield around me, Operation Human Shield Go!
Orlando:...you've ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
JBL: No I don't listen to hip-hop