Or maybe it's possessed by...
The spirit of the Cruiserweight Championship!
That's why the belt is so lackluster these days, my friends! It has no soul! T
hat
hellacious beast w
ho dare not be named has cast the pitiful belt's spirit into the turnpost, and it now seeks revenge on wrestling by jinxing any high risk maneuevers performed from its being! Oh, woe is Cruiserbelty, the belt with no soul!
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