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Let's keep the new year going, folks! Rate the Game is back yet again and thankfully, unlike with American McGee's Alice, last week's Left 4 Dead had a bit more of a player base amongst the TPWW Universe. What did that player base think of the game overall, though? Well let's bring in the newly updated list to answer that question. I'm sure it's grateful to finally get another addition after being cheated the week prior. Let's take a look....

Rate the Game Results

1. (TIE) The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (4.8)
3. Hitman: Codename 47 (4.75)
4. Super Mario Bros. 3 (4.7)
5. Silent Hill 2 (4.66)
6. (3-WAY TIE) Chrono Trigger, Portal, Red Dead Redemption (4.5)
9. (TIE) Mega Man 2, Donkey Kong Country (4.44)
11. Super Mario Bros. (4.41)
12. God of War (4.4)
13. (TIE) Metal Gear Solid, BioShock (4.33)
15. Perfect Dark (4.3)
16. (TIE) Shadow of the Colossus, The Last of Us (4.28)
18. Super Street Fighter 2 (4.15)
19. Sonic the Hedgehog (4.14)
20. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (4.125)
21. Super Mario 64 (4.07)
22. (TIE) Grand Theft Auto 3, The Legend of Zelda (4.06)
24. NBA Jam (4.05)
25. (8-WAY TIE) Super Mario Kart, Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Super Metroid, The Simpsons, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Donkey Kong Country 2, Resident Evil 4, Super Smash Bros. (4.0)
33. Final Fantasy 7 (3.94)
34. Mega Man (3.89)
35. (3-WAY TIE) Contra, Castlevania, Devil May Cry (3.86)
38. Half-Life 2 (3.85)
39. Half-Life (3.83)
40. (TIE) SimCity 2000, Final Fight (3.8)
42. Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver (3.77)
43. Batman: Arkham Asylum (3.76)
44. (TIE) Double Dragon, Max Payne (3.75)
46. Tetris (3.69)
47. Mortal Kombat 2 (3.67)
48. (TIE) Diablo, F.E.A.R. (3.66)
50. Mortal Kombat (3.65)
51. Doom (3.625)
52. StarFox (3.61)
53. Resident Evil (3.58)
54. (TIE) Ninja Gaiden, Shinobi (3.5)
56. Dead Space (3.4)
57. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater (3.39)
58. Resident Evil: Nemesis (3.38)
59. (5-WAY TIE) Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, Condemned: Criminal Origins, Crash Bandicoot, Wolfenstein 3D, Left 4 Dead (3.33)
64. Gears of War (3.27)
65. (TIE) Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, Borderlands (3.22)
67. (3-WAY TIE) Quake, Duke Nukem 3D, Darkstalkers (3.2)
70. Pac-Man (3.125)
71. Killer Instinct (3.11)
72. (TIE) Virtua Fighter, Rock Band (3.09)
74. (4-WAY TIE) Time Crisis, Tekken, Earthworm Jim, Metroid (3.0)
78. Guitar Hero (2.875)
79. Streets of Rage (2.84)
80. Altered Beast (2.8)
81. (3-WAY TIE) Dead Rising, Gauntlet, Assassin's Creed (2.71)
84. (TIE) Silent Hill, The Sims (2.6)
86. Tomb Raider (2.55)
87. Halo: Combat Evolved (2.5)
88. (TIE) Twisted Metal, Crackdown (2.42)
90. Gran Turismo (2.3)
91. Ghosts n' Goblins (2.14)


We're still dealing with the lower levels of the list, unfortunately, as Left 4 Dead is left to share the number 59 spot with four other entries to create a 5-way tie with its 3.33 average. Game over, man. Game over.

Well, not quite. It's a new week and we can get back on track after that hiccup over having to redo Week 91. What does the bowl have in store for us now?

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Boom. Right back to the Nintendo 64 with this week's title. It's Rare's hit James Bond-licensed FPS made for players with the golden controller, Goldeneye 007! Is it one of the best, if not THE best, games on the Nintendo 64 or is it an unfortunate misfire from Bond? You tell us! Let's continue to kick 2022 in the balls and rate this sucker. Until next week!