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Originally Posted by #1-norm-fan
A whole thread couldn’t get anyone to sell your joke. You’re welcome. In fact I may just head back over to that thread and scold everyone for not giving you the attention you wanted with your first attempt! New initiative: All jokes, even bad ones that may be a sign of a serious mental issue, must be given positive attention IMMEDIATELY!
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Per Decree of your Kingliess from the year of our Lord, Two-Thousand-And-Twenty-One in the birth month of our Savior, it is my sworn blood oath to inform you that you must refrain from mingling with commoners and vagabonds. To continue in such manner shall cause the decline into madness that would then taint your otherwise, fair and honorable rule over the subjects of your great kingdom of TPWW. Your subjects demand sound judgment and mind of their King, with the greatest regards and utmost passion. For even the Queen has descended into madness and cannot keep her emotional rantings from reaching the ear of babes, striking fear in their hearts, ensuring their wales are heard throughout the golden fields of wheat.
It is due to this, that I must insist, you cease and desist at once! Not that I demand anything save what is laid upon my brow by my Liege.