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(Knock knock knock)
BENOIT: Come in!
(A n00b enters)
n00b: Mister Benoit?
BENOIT: You're the new guy, right?
n00b: Yeah. I have my first dark match tonight, and I was hoping you could give me some pointers.
BENOIT: Sure. First of all, you have to be careful when talking about human anatomy around Ric Flair.
n00b: Why?
BENOIT: Well, let's just say that - for reasons beyond explanation - you need to refer to them as your "frontal head region" and the "thing just above the back of my foot."
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