"We are gathered here today, to mourn the loss of Belty, who committed suicide after having been attached to one John Layfield Bradshaw for an overextended period of time..."
Christian: "Hang onto me!!!"
Tomko: "I'll never let go! I'll never let go!"
Jericho: "Hey Tomko! Watch out! There's Sean O'Haire right behind you about to take revenge for stealing his goatee!!!"
Tomko: "Oh shit!" *lets go and runs away*
Christian: "Gahhh!!!!"
Jericho: "Heh heh heh..."
Things weren't looking too good for Steven Richards when everyone found out he had used Rhyno's crazy glue to levitate the French cream filling out of the green mist so that he could give it to Bret Hart, who he felt was the best wrestler ever.
Rhyno's Heidi Dance was so hysterical it knocked Flair right off his feet.
OR
Flair takes a breather from laughing after convincing Rhyno that he is indeed a little tea pot, short and stout.
At this moment, Chris Benoit proved to the world that he was indeed, very "well hung."
*rimshot*
Grenier: "Oh, I'm sorry, are you locking in the sharpshooter on me?"
*Benoit tightens the hold*
Grenier: "What was that? Oh, are you just helping me stretch my back?"
*Benoit makes hold even more intense*
Grenier: "Hey ref, when Benoit comes back, tell him I was screwing his mother last night..."
(rep for the loose allusion)
Lita botches HLA with her practice life-size Barbie doll.
Nobody ever dared mess with Nidia again after she killed Trish with her patented "Explode Your Face Punch."
The ref was later suspended for a month after he paused midcount, lost control of his inhibitions, and started fingering Nidia live on TV.
Trish didn't take too kindly to Eugene's new cross dresser gimmick.
HHH: "Look, man, I'm in need of a million bucks right now, so can you just skip the tasks and give me the money?"
Bischoff: "Dude, I'm not the Benefactor!!!"
P.A.: "Attention, everyone. This is not a drill. Mordecai has escaped from his cage. This is not a drill. Mordecai is loose!"
That was the last time Eugene ever engaged in S&M with Steph while she was on her period.
And now, a rare picture of Triple H during the nine months he spent in prison...
Having usually left such a task to Orton, Hunter never realized how hard invisibly crucifying a person actually was.
The rest of the lockerroom soon got their revenge, though, when they put him on his own invisible cross and set him in quicksand.
In the first ever Street Fighter Interview, Dhalsim chatted with Alex live on cable TV!
Things didn't get much better for Lita when she discovered Kane was a closet druggie. It pretty much destroyed any hope that the baby wouldn't be retarted.
On this night, Jericho discovered that a grotesque side effect of being choked was the sudden and unrestrained swelling of the right bicep to elephantiasis proportions.
Stuck in this troubling predicament, newly-turned-Buddhist Jericho figured if he patted Tyson's head and rubbed his belly, he might get some luck.
Ladder matches just weren't as challenging when you faced an opponent with narcolepsy.
Loose Cannon delivers the mail drop to Vince McMahon.
Christie was so focused on the arm wrestling contest she forgot to conceal the stalks that revealed her true Andalite origins.
(rep for that reference too... just to see if anyone shared my reading interests...
)
And here, we have ever smarks dream come true in the shitting on the Diva Search Contest.
OR
Finally fed up, Ivory goes Eddie-Guerrero-Septic-Truck-Style on the Diva Search girls.
Coolest. Picture. Ever.
Orton wasn't quite sure what Thing was doing helping him out, but he certainly didn't mind it.
HHH: "Muahahaha!!! I have finally trapped you inside the cage!"
Orton: "Noooooo!!! I promise I'll be good! I'll drop it to you at the never PPV!"
HHH: "What's good about dropping it then when I can have it now? Hahahaahahaha!!! Tell Sean and Kevin I said 'Hi!'"
Orton: "But they both escaped the cage!"
HHH: "Then you'll just have to stay there all alone!!!!"
Orton: "NOOOO!!!"
*moments later*
Orton: "Damn, it's that easy to get out? No wonder O'Haire and Mordecai escaped!"
Orton: "Haha! Look! I'm in the cage, out the cage, in the cage, out the cage, in the cage--" *punch* "DOH!"
HHH: "Here in the cage, we don't take that crap, SIR!"