Didn't read any so sorry if similar.. CAPTIONS!!

Bischoff: Hmmm.. coconut-flavored!

Tomko: STARRRSS!
Xtian: Damn you, T-Virus!!

...And Jack Black as Rhyno.

Ref: I said Simon says! Simon says, Grenier!
Grenier: ....
Ref: Simon says 'Y', Damn it!
Benoit (thinking): ...what am I doing here???!!

Lita botches silence.

Nidia: GOT YOUR NOSE!
***fatality***

HHH: Aurora boriealus? In this hour of the day,in this part of the country, directly planted in your office?..
Bishoff: Um..yes..
HHH: May I see it???
Bishoff: ... um,..ok?

TONIGHT! STEEL CAGE MATCH: STEVIE RICHARDS VS. MAX MINI! ONLY ON VELOCITY!!

O'Haire: Give me your gimmick and I'll let you live! Um... Nevermind!

"FREEEEDOOOOOMMM!!"

RKO!

Xtian: ..Now where did I park??

JBL + this = Ted Dibiase.

Amy stars in the WWE version of "Carrie" ...poor Amy btw..

Worst. Dragon Punch. Ever!

HHH: HAHA ! Puppy thinks he's people!

RKO: Don't even think about doing another O'Haire joke!
gonMad: DAMN!
OR
And now a scene from "The Brown Bunny" interrupted by HHH ...Goodnight,Everybody!