Those French are always coming up with new ways in which love can be made. Here, we see the first public aural penetration.
Those Americans and their unwillingness to accept change...
Batista and Flair sprinted out. They were late for Human Pyramid rehearsal!
With a blast of smoke and the stench of sulfur and brimstone, the mutant known only as Nightcrawlicho teleported into the arena to oppose the Hurricane.
The Hurricane loooooooooooves Twizzlers!
(Sorry. I couldn't resist the old joke.)
Christian immediately regretted falling for the old "Pull My Arm" gag. So did the first seven rows.
Christian clutched at his liver. Sure, he'd been separated from his conjoined twin, but at what cost?
Steven gasped in shock. How could Test see him? Then, it dawned on him: His powers had been lost!
Victoria introduced WWE fans to Mr. Richards' new gimmick: Steviecles!
Here, we see Steviecles breathe life into his fallen...um...girlfriend's (?) lifeless body.
Man, those WWE photographers sure like vases...
(I couldn't come up with anything better than last time)
Molly screamed as she increased the pressure: "Stop doing 'Jazz Hands!'"
Molly took a deep breath before going down.
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to the canvas after the Stratusphere. Cripes, guys, you need to get your minds out of the gutter!
JAZZ: How do you like my "Trish Hands," bitch?
REF: Jesus, Jazz, "Jazz Hands" are a dance phrase. She wasn't insulting you. There's no need to give her a black eye!
JAZZ: Black eye? BLACK eye?!? What are you trying to say?
REF: Oh, shit...
Backstage, Triple H chuckled. That invisible crucifix was certainly worth the investment.
JR was starting to slip. Ever since Bischoff told him to watch his back, that Coach was ready to take over if he mis-called one more move, he had been seeing things.
LONG: You sure you don't have a little black in you?
LILIAN: I'm sure.
LONG: You want some?
AUSTIN: This isn't my backyard...
Rob was grateful that Henry had pulled him down from the cross, but he could have been a bit more gentle.
The disastrous results of RVD's trying to use the invisible cross to get above the glass ceiling.
AUSTIN: Vince used a bit more hand.
TEDDY: Like this?
AUSTIN: Yeah. Now, spread your lips...
Jericho froze in terror. If he didn't move, the Naked Mister Fuji might not see him.
RIC: Where's your belt?
DAVE: It crawled in my mouth and I ate it. Can I have another one?
RIC: No, Dave.
LOOPYDATE: Wait, haven't I done this one before...?
Laertes stepped back and watched as the poison from his invisible dagger took its effect on Hamlet.
Um... What's Bubba doing with his right hand?
Bubba was frustrated. HIS invisible dagger normally sliced throats like overripe tomatoes, but Batista's neck was so damned thick... Plus, there was that gold belt lodged in there...
REF: No, man, I'm telling you! Denethor had gone insane! He didn't care if Faramir was alive or dead!
BUBBA: Watch the match.
DRAMATIC VOICE-OVER: There could be only one veteran, auburn-haired, multiple-time-World-Champion wearing a dark shirt and black pants in that ring.
HBK thought that just because he was wearing a "The Source" t-shirt, he could dance like a hip-hop star. This picture proves he was wrong.