With London giving into gravity, it was now down to Kenzo and Dupree in the Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal Lean Contest.
On this night, Spike found out he was allergic to 14 year olds.
RVD didn't appreciate it too much when Bubba called him a Klingon.
This was going to be a tough operation, especially with Bubba acting as "anesthesia," but if anyone could remove a deformed redhead growing out of RVD's chest, it was Dr. Spike.
Angle: "Look at me! I'm a hairy jungle monster! RRRROOARRRRR!!!!"
Eddie: "All right, back to Dr. Jho for you!"
On the day of the alien invasion, everyone was destroyed, save the two best wrestlers of the show, who were levitated into the mothership.
Eddie's backstage stress wasn't helped much when he was forced to sit in the Glass Ceiling Upside Down Invisible Time Out Chair.
Officially, Big Show is back because he's finally healthy. In reality, he was just so furious at Kenzo for screwing up the move he decided to show how it was really done.
"How many jobbers do I have to destroy? I just want a damn beer!!!"
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Whether you like him or hate him, you have to admit: Big Show is the most intimidating proctologist ever.