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The ref looks in amazement- when did the "skull ****" become a legal move?
The first annual "Dudley Bowling" game was a huge success.
Jericho: "Damn Earl, that's one hell of a cigarette."
In the midst of battle Christian just realized he left the stove on.
Christian looks away in horror when he sees Jericho's new victory "streaking" celebration.
Stevie: "HEY! Raise my hand don't dislocate my shoulder!"
The crowd looks on in awe as Stevie rips Victoria's head off and renames himself Al Snow Version 3.
Triple H: "Do you wanna come back to my place?"
Shawn: "I thought you'd never ask."
(Python fans will get this)
Trish still can't get the hang of the Nazi solute no matter how hard she tries.
Ref: "It's MORPHIN TIME!"
Molly: "Not right now, jackass."
The night was finally here that Jazz and the WWE logo unveiled their sinister plot to take over the WWE one diva at a time.
RVD always manages to upstage Charles Robinson when he's doing his "model" pose.
Coach: "OH SHIT!"
JR: "That's what you get for puttin the chair on the edge, you moron!"
King: "Puppies?"
JR: "You already missed em, Jerry."
King: "Awe..."
Lillian (thinking): "When did the Godfather shrink and go bald?"
Austin: "Aw hell she's on empty. Maybe I can coast 'er down the ramp."
Charles Robinson had seen better boston crabs, but at least Henry is tryin.
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Teddy: "All I said was I liked the Ringmaster better!"
Austin: "What?"
Jericho finally knew why Trish had to spend all that time in makeup, but he sure as hell didn't like it.
Ric: "Hey where's your belt?"
Batista: "Somebody stole it again."
WWE Logo: "Heehee."
Bubba's Hurricane pose just lacked something...
As Bubba has Flair pinned, he wonders why Mike Chioda picked this moment to do the Worm.
Chioda: "No Trips you can't interfere in this match!"
Triple H: "You're fired-uh."
Batista: "Hey I think Ric died again...guys?"
Shawn: "I said cream and TWO sugars!"
The new "rewind HBK" taunt was Shawn's best yet.