Push! PUUUUUUUSH! I CAN SEE THE HEAD!
Playing on xenophobia, Spike shouted "Fruit Rollup!"
Spike then proved the dominance of American heterosexuality by leading the crowd in a cheer.
What? Shannon Moore? I thought you were on Smackdown!
Hurricane: Great green shades of Neptune! Imprisoned by the bands of Cyttorak!
Rosey's ass was stuck in a temporal vortex, and Christian was the only one nice enough to save him.
Those evil fiends ripped out Christian's symbiote and left him to die.
(Bad joke, but rep to those who get it).
Thinking quickly, Steven thrust his arm into Test's chest.
Victoria tried to raise Steven's hand high enough that the camera wouldn't catch Test's still-beating heart.
Weird Al debuted his new video, a parody on HHH's theme.
HBK stood on his tip-toes so that he could be seen over Triple H's nose...
WE NEED DINOZORD POWER!
Never let a blode initiate a 69.
A couple of tits were aised in the ring, only for thousands more to get to their feet in the audience.
Trish Screamed for Jazz to either wash or close her legs...
Try as he might, the Marrionette RVD couldn't get over.
The WWE introduces its new reality TV show...Can a Drag Queen, Webster, and a Redneck in a goofy hat host the 2004 Presidential debates without killing each other (Or being killed by Secret Service)?
Despite the pleadings of Teddy Long, Lillian refused to get "jiggy with it."
This was, perhaps, the dumbest slow-speed police chase in the history of Tennesee...
The WWE has taken to feeding Mark Henry in Ring. His meal of Choice? Refugees from ECW.
Mark Henry was just a 3-Count away from the ref counting him as having "all he could eat."
COUNT TO TEN, TEDDY!
Howcum Eric gets Linda, and Jericho gets...THIS...
Flair: This new girlde is really keeping in my 80s spread...
Flair gasped in horror as Bubba did his new finisher...The Hokey Pokey...
Ref: sorry, Ric, can't do anything. It's a legal move ever since Richard Simmons bought the WWE.
Batista: Oh, yes! OH! That really IS what it's all about!
Ref: One kiss and the match is yours.
Lorenzo Lamas in...NOSEBUSTERS 7.
In an attempted heel turn, HBK started a Michael Jackson gimmick. the turn was complete seconds later, when he groped child star Stacy Keibler.