09-11-2004, 09:55 PM
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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It was bad enough that he'd been betrayed by his tag team partner, but the ring shaking from the dual French Ticklers was starting to make him nauseous.

SPIKE: Now let's see who's really been tormenting people at the old abandoned amusement park!
REY: I woulda got away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling Dudleys...

RVD's Andre-style headbutt was interrupted by the Glass Wall.

SPIKE: He's in fib!
D-VON: Start a drip!
BUBBA: Dammit, Doctor, there's no time!
RVD: This game is so much cooler with a girl...

Eddie decided he'd spare the audience the pain of cold and flu season by forcibly giving Kurt something to stifle his sneeze.

BREANA: Look, honey, there's a sign in the crowd with our names on it!
TYLER: That's great, dear, but I'm more interested in who turned off gravity.

Say what you will about their sexual preferences, but Siegfried and Roy have outdone themselves!

HAAS: I just (sob) can't believe that Jackie would (sniff) break up with me!
SHOW: Yeah. That's...awful.
HAAS: Thanks for giving me your shoulder to cry on, man.
SHOW: Yeah... Shoulder...

SHOW: Aaaaaaaaaave Mariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia!

As if his in-ring return wasn't shocking enough, Show swerved us all by revealing his alliance with the Bushwhackers.
Boy. These suck.
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