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I had this weird dream that WWA made a return. They signed Nick Aldis and he had won the WWA World Heavyweight Championship in a tournament in Brazil. He lost the belt at their first show in Sydney, Australia to Jay White, who established a new group called the “All Black Militia.”
JR was on commentary and Joey Styles did “field reporting” and sit-down interviews for them. John Hennigan was there and Melina was also signed as his psycho ex-girlfriend.
Chris Masters came out as and did a Masterlock Challenge and Nathan Jones came out of the crowd (he was used a guest celebrity sort of thing). They did an angle where Masters tried to beat him down with a steel chair and Chris Dickinson came out to try and help beat Jones down, but EJ Nduka made the save.
Orlando Jordan was there as “Australia’s Adopted Son.” Carlito, Eddie & Orlando Colon opened the show against three wrestlers I’m pretty sure don’t really exist.
Shawn Spears was there with Peyton Royce. They did this show-long story with him and Peyton on this double-date with Billie Kay and an Australian wrestler who was showing Shawn Spears around. It was like it was to set up a tag team, but in the end Spears got frustrated with the Aussie and hit him with a steel chair.
Victoria worked for them and they paid Tessa Blanchard to be there with cocaine. Ryback planned to debut for them with a gimmick where he wears KISS-like make-up. Somehow he was allowed to use the name “The Dingo Warrior” Ryback.
Joe Hennig was an agent for them, but he appeared on-air with a gimmick where he was “The Perfect Man.” He teamed with Mike Mondo sometimes, who had a preacher gimmick, where he kept trying to get people to reform from their imperfect ways. He said that God would never let him lose a match and when he would lose he would blame God and go into tirades about how life is now meaningless and Australia will be underneath the ocean in a few years.
Meltzer HATED them because after running Australia they hit Las Vegas and California with a “Global Crisis” tour and they do better than AEW and cut into their business and Dave made every excuse under the sun to discredit them. He says everyone is on coke and they practice hitting each other in the head with steel chairs before every show just in the backstage area.
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