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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw Scott Steiner teaches a math class using Steiner math

This inspired me.

Please generate a Shark Tank episode where Scott Steiner pitches a product but bases his valuation on Steiner Math.

[Scene: Shark Tank set] Announcer: Welcome back to Shark Tank! Next up, we have professional wrestler turned entrepreneur Scott Steiner here to pitch his product Scott Steiner: Hi Sharks. I'm here to introduce my new line of energy drinks called "Big Poppa Pump's Pump Fuel." Kevin O'Leary: Okay, energy drinks. What sets yours apart from the thousands of other energy drinks on the market? Scott Steiner: Well, my energy drinks are specifically designed for athletes and bodybuilders. They contain a special blend of vitamins, amino acids, and caffeine to give you a big boost before your workout. Lori Greiner: Interesting. So what kind of valuation are you looking for? Scott Steiner: I'm looking for $10 million for 20% of my company. Daymond John: Whoa, hold on a minute. $10 million? That seems a bit steep for an energy drink company. Scott Steiner: Let me break it down for you with Steiner Math. You see, my energy drinks are not just any energy drinks. They're made for the genetic freaks like myself, who have a one in a million chance of success. Barbara Corcoran: Genetic freaks? Scott Steiner: That's right, Barbara. And according to Steiner Math, that means my company has a 141 and 2/3% chance of success. Robert Herjavec: That doesn't make any sense. Scott Steiner: Of course it does. You see, I've got a 33 and 1/3% chance of success, but I'm a genetic freak, so I'm not normal. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, and my chances of success go way up. Kevin O'Leary: Wait, who's Kurt Angle? Scott Steiner: It doesn't matter who Kurt Angle is! The point is, my energy drinks are going to be a huge success. Mark Cuban: I'm sorry, Scott, but I don't think any of us can invest based on Steiner Math. Scott Steiner: Well, that's your loss, Mark. Because if you don't invest, you're not just dealing with me. You're dealing with all of my freaks, and all of my peaks! Lori Greiner: I'm sorry, Scott. I'm out. Barbara Corcoran: Yeah, I don't think this is for me. I'm out. Daymond John: I'm out too. Kevin O'Leary: I'm sorry, Scott, but I'm out as well. Robert Herjavec: Yeah, I don't think we can do a deal based on Steiner Math. Scott Steiner: Suit yourself. But when Big Poppa Pump's Pump Fuel becomes the number one energy drink in the world, don't come crying to me! [Scott storms out of the room] Mark Cuban: Well, that was certainly a unique pitch. [Cut to outside the Shark Tank set] Scott Steiner: [to camera] Those Sharks don't know what they're missing. Big Poppa Pump's Pump Fuel is going to be a huge success, whether they invest or not. And if they don't believe in Steiner Math, then they can go to hell!