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Old 04-10-2023, 03:37 PM   #64
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Tony Khan regularly makes big announcements on television. Can you come up with a list of ten things that Tony Khan might announce on next week's Dynamite?

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1. Tony Khan announces a special one-night tournament, "The Khan-troversial Classic," where the winner gets to create a new championship belt of their choosing.

2. AEW partners with Elon Musk's SpaceX to host the first-ever wrestling event in space, "AEW Zero Gravity," where wrestlers compete in a zero-gravity environment.

3. AEW reveals the signing of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as both a wrestler and the company's first-ever head of talent relations.

4. AEW will host a special "Flashback Friday" event, where legendary wrestlers from the past are brought back as holograms for one night only, in never-before-seen matchups.

5. A new match stipulation is introduced: the "Time Travel Tussle," where the loser is sent back in time to relive their most embarrassing moment in wrestling.

6. AEW announces the creation of a new tag team division, "The Animal Kingdom," where wrestlers must team up with an animal partner to compete for the championship.

7. Tony Khan reveals that he has secretly been training as a wrestler and will make his in-ring debut at the next pay-per-view event, challenging the AEW World Champion.

8. AEW will hold a live underwater wrestling event, "AEW Submerged," with a specially designed underwater wrestling ring, and all wrestlers will compete in full scuba gear.

9. AEW forms an alliance with Marvel Comics, culminating in a massive crossover event where AEW wrestlers face off against Marvel superheroes and supervillains in the squared circle.

10. In a shocking twist, Tony Khan announces the acquisition of WWE, merging the two promotions and setting the stage for a "winner-takes-all" event, where the losing promotion will be disbanded forever.
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