USA was saved when Triple H was announced President of the USA. Now not only can he hold everyone down on RAW, he can also hold all the countries down and no sell their attacks when they go to war.
*Cake Explodes*
HHH: Oopsie! *Eurkel voice* DID I DO THAYAT?
Orton: *Disco Voice* Ohhh yeaaaah Ima catch me a robot
We knew Triple H was getting lazier and fatter everytime he came out here...but who knew he was going to come out to ringside before he shaved?