HHH celebrated his new World Title win by tons of confetti composed of all of the other title belts.
HHH: RANDOM PACMAN! BAKA-BAKA-BAKA!
Batista: Now's our chance to get the belt, Fl..FLAIR!
Flair: GivE mE a HUUUGGG, BreT.. WHoooOOO..**DRUNK FLOP**
HHH imitates a Lita promo as the cake imitates a fan's reaction to it.
Brunette: Aw! Isn't that Dink? Hi, Dink!
Blonde: He's not saying hi,dork.. You stepping on his nuts.
Orton (thinking): Where did she get that purse..???
RKO: DAMN, YOUNGEMS! Always throwing their trash in my yard!
Signs that Batista has a cold.
HHH: I AM THE CREAM FILLING FAIRY...
Flair: GuuuuhhhHhH????!
HHH: ugh...I shouldn't have taken the Physical Challenge...
Batista (thinking): where did I put that damn medicine?!
He is a man who hates the law while the other hates commitment.
CAKEMAN AND BLOODYNOSE, P.I!
COMING SOON TO ABC!
RKO: Thor, do YOU know who ate that cake?
Thor: (slurp)...um,..NOPE!
HHH: Come on, kids! My long hands will save you!
Little person#1: We are not kids! Save my wife first and then sa- TEE-Hee!
Little person#2: TEE-hee!
(damn... that's alot of jokes about filling..)