In a sort of modified Carrie Prom Night segment, Orton gets his revenge by giving Hunter the ultimate "golden shower."
Hunter: "And so you see, the real reason behind the Diva Search was so I could have sex with these amazingly beautiful ladies while Stephanie was taking her long-desired twelve week cruise around the world!"
Batista: "Um... the Canary Islands get Spike TV."
Hunter: "What? SHIT!"
Inevitably, all the hot air around the ring was bound to mix with the oil in the cake to produce a massive explosion.
OR
Hunter does his Mystic New Push dance at the foot of Mount Whiteycakagooey to earn another year on top.
After Orton was able to sneak into the ring by distracting the ladies with a tofu bar, Hunter decided to never trust ditzy California Girl sentries again.
OR
His push over, now it was time to pay up with humiliating acts. And in case Randy ever forgot, HHH conveniently posted a sign that reminded him of his new duties.
After defeating the giant two-pigtailed German woman and stuffing her inside the cake, Randy was able to strut proudly with his new
World
Cake
Wrestling Title.
The boys in the back gasped in awe, knowing a new leader was in town the day Randy figured out how to get Triple H held down by a cake.
Hunter: "Holy fuck, so THIS is how it feels like to be on the receiving end of a massive blown load... I'm sorry Randy!!!!!"
After this humiliation, there was only one thing left to do: sit on the invisible lawn chair and wave the extra long pom poms to and fro.
OR
Hunter's new Slipper Punk Cheerleader Mime gimmick wasn't off to a good start.
After Brutus accidentally poofed him with too much talcum powder following the haircut, Hunter made it a point to fire his barber.
It wasn't a pretty sight once Michael Jackson's skin whitening finally started wearing off...
Living proof that Hunter is indeed nothing more than a tub of lard.
"What does pulling the plug at the bottom of this cake do... What the?! NOT THE BLACK HOLE PORTAL TO MIDCARD HELL!!!"
*instant vacuuming noise*