[FourFifty]

Triple H celebrates his “like you didn’t see this one coming” award.


Batista: Ya know, we have wonderful ladies, cake, prestige… there’s only one person that could make this better… Yurple…


After years of being held down by Triple H, God finally comes out from the cake to extract some chocolately sweet revenge.


As Randy Orton exploded from the cake, Triple H knew it was true… No toon could refuse the old “shave and a haircut” routine.


Well, they had to have someone who looks like The Rock hold that title for the commercials for the next WWE video game… seems Coach and Maven just didn’t make it.


Randy Orton- Legend Killer, Blue Chipper, Youngest WWE champion, Crème Filling Champion.


Triple H botches leave in conditioner.


Hulk Hogan: Worst. Legdrop. Ever. Brother.


Triple H: That Bastard! O’Haire didn’t even return the favor, let alone cuddle!


Batista: Woah, Triple H! What’s on your pants! Please tell me that’s icing!
Triple H: Yeah…. Icing… that’s it….


“So when you leave the Oakland Raiders ice cream out on the field for three hours, it melts…. I don’t get it.”


“AHHHHHHH! IS IT GONE!?!?!?!?! IS THE SPIDER GONE YET!?!??!?!”


Finally, it was Triple H’s turn to lie on his back for Randy!



I should have said this first... didn't read 'em yet, just did 'em, sorry for any stolen jokes... Props to my little sister for giving me a hand this week. Ah, family love and making fun of Triple H....