[FourFifty]

Triple H: I’ll show Angle… Winning the Olympics with a broken neck… I’ll win the WWE title with a freakin’ broken neck! I’ll win the WWE title with a missing half index finger!


Randy Orton’s punishment for saying Homestar was cooler than Strong Bad.


HHH: This is the fifth freakin’ chair shot I’ve given you! Did Lita teach you how to sell?
RKO: No, you did.


It was a dramatic intro for Shane Helm’s documentary on Jean Levesque… He Holds down Heros.


Hogan: First some tabloid reports that Cater kid is dating my daughter, and now Kane does my finisher better than I ever did… Sonofa bitch, what a week!



Video games summon me. I’ll do more later, hopefully.